Wednesday, June 29

Me, Dumbo

Eitan: "There are ten sardines left."
Me: "Studying the environment, are we?"
Eitan: "I read so in a book."
Me: "Where did they all go?"
Madeleine: "Sharks."
Eitan: "Pollution and stuff."
Me: "Hey, did you see the school sex-ed video?"
Eitan: "Yeah, so?"
Madeleine: "I saw that in, like, Year Three."
Me: "Well, did you see the stork?"
Eitan: "Stork?"
Me: "Who drops off the baby before flying away."
Eitan: "Yeah, we saw Dumbo too."
Me: "Who's Dumbo?"
Eitan: "The elephant with big ears. The stork delivers him. We saw that."
Me: "Really?"
Madeleine: "So busted, Dad."