Wednesday, July 27

Orenstein Stanfill Lee Manning Bahr Schady

Madeleine, at dinner: "Why do squirrels swim on their back?"
Me and the table: "Why?"
Madeleine: "To protect their nuts."
Eitan: "That's my joke!"
Madeleine: "Is not!"
Eitan: "Is to!"
Me: "Look, I think it is MY joke so knock it off please."
Madeleine: "Yeah, Dad, but what makes it funny is how you tell it."